
Based on the hilarious Gilbert and Sullivan classic H.M.S. Pinafore, U.S.S. Metaphor includes such characters as Captain Closeted, his gay son sailor Stephen (in love with sailor Ralph Rackstraw), sanctimonious Reverend Dick Deadheart, the lovable Mister Buttercup, Savoy Network News reporter Anderson Scooper, presidential candidate the Honorable Secretary Josephine Porter, and her travel companion, "Aunt" Shebe. The ship is docked at Boston Harbor as Secretary Porter and her entourage visit to inspect for "homosexual activity." An inevitable happy ending celebrates same-sex marriage and tolls the bell for an end to Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

Edward "Moose" Maravilla
Mister Peanut Buttercup

Matt Prather
Rev. Dick Deadheart

Robert Benda
Ensign Ralph Rackstraw



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September 26, 2007
1h 11m
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Lawrence B. Dillon
William S. Gilbert
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Golden Gate Performing Arts Inc.
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Ken McPherson
Captain Closeted

John Prigeon
Stephen Closeted

Steve Gallagher
Secretary Josephine Porter

Michael Tate
"Aunt" Shebe
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