
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

Rob Brydon
Andy Van Allen

Steve Coogan
Nick Lee

David Walliams
Jeff Monks

James Corden


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December 23, 2002
1h 30m
5.0
Declan Lowney
Tim Firth, Peter Baynham, Michael Marshall Smith


BBC
GB

Baby Cow Productions
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Russell

Philip Jackson
Hugh Bispham

Niall Buggy
Graham Ball

Helen Coker
Jenny

Rachel Shelley
Yasmina

Jack Jones
Himself

Brian Conley
Himself
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