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a crudely animated series that follow the adventures of 5 Animal Babies. Cat, Puppy, Bunny, Donkey, and Hamster
The animal babies recite their version of the alphabet, including inaccuracies.
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Now playing Season 1, Episode 1 — Retarded Animal Babies
April 6, 2003
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10.0
David C. Lovelace
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Season 1 • 23 episodes
The animal babies recite their version of the alphabet, including inaccuracies.
The animal babies perform a bunch of magic tricks.
The animal babies have Show and Tell, and things end up going horribly wrong.
The animal babies become superheroes, while Puppy becomes a super villain.
Cat's cousin visits, and the animal babies are forced into playing Dungeons and Dragons. They also smoke Cat's stepdad's weed while they play it.
The animal babies attempt to kill a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner, but fail spectacularly. Donkey and Hamster gain expanded minds by the weed they smoked.
The animal babies celebrate Christmas, and Cat wants a Red Rider BB Gun after watching the movie A Christmas Story multiple times.
The animal babies go to a club to try to pick up women, and Puppy remembers his past.
Puppy tries to make his friends all hold out their tongue and say "I was born on a pirate ship." They then realize they're saying something else.
The animal babies try to find internet porn on Cat's stepdad's computer, but they all get sucked into the internet after Puppy does something to the computer.
The animal babies form a metal band to enter a contest on the TV show Battle for Boozefest.
The animal babies try to go to an Irish bar to get some chicks, but they end up stopping a world domination plot instead when they find some pairs of sunglasses in an alley.
The animal babies and Cat's cousin play Star Wars in the field. Puppy only has seen Episodes I and II, and Cat has only seen episodes IV through VI, and they get in an argument over which storyline they're playing.
The episode shows 50 years into the future, and all the animal babies have become intelligent and evolved, and their lives are explored. Cat becomes a scientist, Bunny is an actor who won a lifetime achievement award, Hamster is a military hero, Puppy is a cruel ruler of another planet, and Donkey is fat, lives on a farm and is as stupid as ever.
For the third anniversary special, the animal babies reminisce about their past, while Cat points out that they didn't exist before 2003.
The animal babies get abducted by a UFO, and the daily lives of alien counterparts of themselves are shown.
The animal babies go to an old house and play with a Ouija board, and discover a twist that they all weren't expecting.
Puppy does a bunch of drugs and goes on a massive hallucination trip. Note:"Taint" is an Alternate name for the Episode.
After Puppy has sex for the millionth time, Puppy goes to the core of the Earth, has sex with said core, and it creates a dog-like super being. Note:"Skeet 19" is an Alternate name for the Episode
An Easter episode where the animal babies discover that Bunny is actually the Easter Bunny, and has a sinister plot in the process. Note:"Rab on your Computer XX" is an Alternate name for the Episode
The animal babies go to the 4H Fair, and Puppy's cousin shows up. Donkey is banned for how stupid he is, and ends up sneaking in.
Puppy is about to get married, but first his friends all invite him to a bachelor party.
Puppy is going through marital problems, Donkey gets smarter by reading, and the other animal babies invite the Black Panther to their group of friends. Near the end, Puppy finally snaps.
